So last night was windy with a little bit of rain, whatever. But buckle up because have I got a story for you!
So in the middle of the night (like 10:30), Crash yells and wakes me up. The next five minutes went something like this:
Me: everything okay?
Crash: can you help me?? A moth flew in my ear and I can't get it out!
Me: ew, yes! I have some tweezers, gimme a sec!
(I find my headlamp and tweezers and suddenly Crash is at my tent)
Crash: it won't. come. out! (hitting the other side of his head)
Me: turn the other way, lemme look
Me: oh I see it, hold still ... (grabs it)
Me: ... except that's not a moth, dude. Look.
Me: you had an earwig in your ear!
And with my brain topped off with nightmare fuel, I put in my earbuds (safety first!!) and tried to go back to sleep. Gross.